Brian's younger sister works at a vet clinic, and whenever there's an animal that is especially cute she uploads a picture of it to her Facebook. Normally the pictures are of cats or dogs, with the occasional bird, rodent, or in one case a deer. Yesterday, the upload was the following pic of a box turtle sporting a little bandage:

The turtle's name is General Grevious, and she (I'm taking Abby's word that it's a she, cause hell if I know how to tell the difference between turtle genders) was brought into the clinic after being attacked by a dog.

The thing is though? Look her in the eye.

At first I thought GG was just annoyed by the bandage and not feeling well. When I looked again, though, I realized she's actually in the midst of an ice cold rage. That turtle is murderous and is actively plotting a calculated revenge on both the dog that attacked her and the humans who have subjected her to the indignity of a bandage and photo.

Let's all hope she doesn't come across any ooze, lest she suddenly mutate into a form that will let her put her plots into motion.